Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4235 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!
