Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!