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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5761 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Oh man, let me tell you about this one time on our Minecraft SMP. So, I was out mining for diamonds when suddenly I heard this eerie whispering sound. I turned around and saw a group of baby zombies wearing top hats and monocles, dancing around a campfire while singing show tunes. It was the creepiest and most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. We have secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks out of its beak every hour on the hour.
If you want to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, then you definitely need to join our SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
