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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8671 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 158 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!