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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3939 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 2762 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!