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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6996 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 7263 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!