CreeperSquadMC – Attack on Congo Village

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HouseholdChoresMC Server
Are you tired of carrying the weight of the entire Minecraft world on your shoulders? Join our server and let us carry the load for you! Just like this 24F carrying 85% of the household responsibilities, we will do 85% of the work for you in-game.Our server is like no other, where you can sit back and relax while we do all the heavy lifting. Just like this 28M who only knows how to make one dish, our team of experts will cook up the best Minecraft experience for you every single day. And don’t worry, we won’t make any excuses like “I don’t want to” or “I can only make things you don’t like”. We are here to please!
So come join us and let us take care of everything for you. No more asking for help, no more feeling resentful. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
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ExNoPickupAirportLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where picking up players from the airport is a daily quest and rejecting someone’s advances is just part of the game.We have daily hangouts, back and forth relationships, and a whole lot of emotional rollercoasters. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the thrill of constantly questioning your feelings and actions?
So come on down and join the server where every interaction feels like a plot twist in a soap opera. Just remember, in this server, there are no platonic friendships, only endless possibilities for chaotic relationships.
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SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP
personalized songs, music that speaks to me, songs that feel like they were crafted for me, songs that mirror my experiences, songs that touch my soulOMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? The unicorns started singing songs that were like literally written just for me! It was insane, bro.But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.
So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a boring potato who doesn’t like fun.
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Deathbed Confessions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. -
EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server
OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!