CreeperSquadMC – Attack on Congo Village

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Mom’s Ugly Wallpaper Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of real life like choosing wallpaper with your parents! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.Looking for a place where you can express your opinions without getting slammed doors in your face? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).
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OnlyFansACUpgrade – Minecraft SMP
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RainbowCraft: Where are the Pen Queens?
Are you tired of boring, monochromatic Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow threw up all over it! We have so many colors, you’ll think you stumbled into a unicorn’s dream world.Join us and unleash your inner artist as you build and create using our 50 different colored blocks. Want to build a giant rainbow castle? No problem! How about a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme? We got you covered!
And don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about the girls who used to take notes with 50 different colored pens. We have a special VIP area just for you where you can show off your note-taking skills in a world where organization is key.
So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pot of gold at the end of our rainbow!
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MineCraftyZelenskyy
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Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards
yo, dis server be like when u spawn in and ur like “woah, dis place be cray cray!” we got dads takin more time off after the baby is born and moms be like “yo, u do u, dad” and not be all up in their grill bout parenting. it’s like a whole new world where dads can be dads and moms can chillax. join dis server if u wanna see some unreal parenting standards and some wild baby birthing adventures. it’s lit, fam.