Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own country and cut diplomatic ties with whoever you want! Who needs Argentina anyway? Show them who’s boss by building your own empire and conquering the virtual world. Plus, we have llama armies for extra protection – because nothing says power like a llama army! Join now and show the world that Spaniards are not pussies, they’re just busy ruling their Minecraft kingdoms.
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MineCraftyLove
Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever! -
CraftyAssad Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it! -
FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!” -
Pixelated Love Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where u can find all the sexy players with their hot profile pics. our players love to show off their sexualized facial expressions and u will be sure to find more women doing it than men. it’s a wild world out there in our server, so come join the fun and see for yourself!