Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server

CREEPERS, cultural self-hate, identity issues, Indian, Indian self-hate, Internalized Racism, mental health, Minecraft, Paradise, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-hate in society, self-hating, self-hating Indian, self-hating Indian existence, Server, societal pressure, third world self-hate, thirdies, thirdies cunt, thirdies self-hate

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ores Mined:	4105
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting to happen.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	134

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimension Hops:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	144

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crops Grown:	7108	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Ores Mined:	857	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	681	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Zombie Dances:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	715	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!