Creepers Hate Me | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	474981	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Farms Harvested:	750
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Animals Bred:	75

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4356
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Votes:	2432	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Potions Brewed:	110
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3564	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Votes:	9633
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	222664

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	504756	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	213
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20