Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 169014 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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