Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!
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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
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SisSnatchersCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.
And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!
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SlovakCraft: Energy Wars
are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!