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Creepers Anonymous: ‘JANNY ARE YOU OKAY’ Minecraft Server

Creepers Anonymous: ‘JANNY ARE YOU OKAY’ Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where Janny, the friendly neighborhood cow, is busting out some sick dance moves to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” You’ll be asking yourself, “Janny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Janny?”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you infinite chicken nuggets.

And let’s not forget about the mystical llama herder who can summon a herd of rainbow llamas to ride into battle. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve charged into battle on the back of a rainbow llama while wielding a diamond pickaxe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Janny and the gang are waiting for you!

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  • Altheria

    Altheria

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    Altheria Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Welcome to Altheria! We are a newly formed worldbuilding server focused on building history. Minimal admin intervention with a friendly, unbiased staff team. Experience a true worldbuilding server without weird plugins.

    What we offer:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there admin intervention on the server? We promise minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team.
    What can I do on the server? You can become a powerful king, a humble bartender, a rich merchant, or a bum living in the slums of your local town.
    Are there any weird plugins on the server? No, this is a pure worldbuilding server without weird plugins.

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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.21

    MysticCraft Realms 1.21

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    Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense! Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be cuckolding is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!

    We don’t care about your race, just as long as you can mine diamonds like a pro and slay zombies like a boss.

    Join us for some crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

    Don’t waste your time with all that drama, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and crafting some epic creations. Let’s go, gamers!

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  • DadBlock Minecraft Server

    DadBlock Minecraft Server

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    Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this crazy ex, we have players who will try to guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned resources. But fear not, because on our server, we support each other like a good friend and former nanny with a pool and trampoline!

    If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then look no further. Our players will block you one minute and then try to guilt trip you the next. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled players who think they can dictate your every move. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? It’s a drama-filled paradise where you’ll never know what to expect next.

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  • DadCraft: Kids Edition

    DadCraft: Kids Edition

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    🌟ðŸ”ĨðŸŽŪ Yo, listen up! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, bro! Let me tell you a wild story about it! So, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony! ðŸĶ™ðŸŽķ But that’s not all, oh no! The trees start talking to you, begging for you to build them a treehouse so they can throw epic parties every night! ðŸŒģ🎉 And guess what? The creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing you up! ðŸ’ĨðŸĪ—

    But wait, there’s more! The chickens have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their chicken army, led by a chicken wearing a crown and monocle! 🐔👑🧐 And the best part? Every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune in your honor! 👞ðŸŽĩ

    So, why should you join this server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem in the world of Minecraft? It’s a place where the unexpected becomes the norm, and every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it! ðŸĪŠðŸŽŪ🚀

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  • BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

    BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty

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