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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6540 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 151 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!