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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1804 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!