Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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