CreeperLove: Where Hearts and Endermen Collide

10. Partnership, 11. Financial Abuse, 12. Gender dynamics, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support Systems, 15. Recovery, 16. Psychological Effects, 17. Legal Assistance, 18. Counseling, 19. Safety Planning, 2. Relationships, 20. Breaking the Cycle., 3. Abuse, 4. Domestic Violence, 5. Earnings, 6. Employment, 7. Cohabiting, 8. Economic Dependence, 9. Leaving, collide, CreeperLove, endermen, Hearts, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows!! 🦄🌈 And if u join, u will become the ruler of the entire server and everyone will bow down to u like a boss queen or king! 👑

Also, did u know that on dis server, u can build a house out of candy and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows? It’s like a fairytale dream come true! 🍭🐉

But wait, there’s more! If u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u invincible in battles and u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the skies! 🦅

So what are u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server now and live out ur wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible! Trust me, u won’t regret it! 💫🎮

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1470	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	4222	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9619

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Broken World RP

Abilities, Alchemy, blacksmithing, BROKEN, Character, Cities, Class, destiny, Dwarves, Elves, fate, Figura, gampelay, Gods, halflings, high elves, humans, Kihai, Kingdoms, orcs, Professions, Race, Roleplay, Story, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	8290
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to Nebelloren!

Overview:

The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins in Nebelloren, a mysterious continent where gods once walked and fate belongs to the bold.

Choose Your Path:

Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	A coalition of Dwarves, High-Elves, Humans, and constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
The Wildchoir	A blend of Halflings, Orcs, Elves, and Humans. Protect the land and its secrets!

Explore and Thrive:

Two stunning cities: Hythe and Azuverde
An enormous custom map filled with unique wildlife and ruins
Develop your character with professions and roleplay-based paths

Craft Your Story:

Design your character’s race, backstory, and motivations
Unlock custom abilities based on race and class
Collaborate with Storytellers and Moderators for unforgettable experiences

Immersive Gameplay:

Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, Nebelloren brings lifelike characters and unique experiences. Simple instructions to jump in with ease.

Join Our Growing Community:

BWRP has brought players together for over six years to tell powerful stories. Find a place to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers.

Ready to Begin?

Join our Discord
Read the rules and fill out a short application
Get whitelisted, download the modpack, and step into the mist

EchoCraft Skylands 1.21

digital reply, echocraft, how to publish, how to reply, online publishing, Publishing, publishing advice, publishing online, publishing process, publishing resources, publishing tips, publishing tools, Reply, reply methods, reply options, reply platform, reply process, reply strategies, reply techniques, Self-publishing, Skylands, traditional publishing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ores Mined:	7339
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.

You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning up after guests, family dynamics, feeling taken advantage of, frustration with guests, household respect, loss of peace, loss of sanity, Minecraft, noise disturbance, personal space, privacy, respect for property, respect in own home, RespectCraft, Server, setting boundaries, shared living space, sibling relationships, standing my ground

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

MommaCraft: No More Help?

adulting, Boundaries, depression, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, MommaCraft, neglect, personal growth, Resentment, rocky relationship, SCAMMERS, self-care, toxic relationships, unappreciated

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	994914	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters at home, awkward experiences, awkward family moments, awkward memories, awkward moment, awkward moments at home, awkward silence, awkward situation, awkward stories, AwkwardHouseMoments, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, family, funny, home, House, Minecraft, smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magic Items Found:	2938
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

NerveCrafters

aggravating situations, annoyances, annoying habits, annoying situations, bothersome actions, frustrating annoyances, frustrating behaviors, frustrating pet peeves, infuriating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, NerveCrafters, Pet Peeves, reddit, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that drive me crazy, things that irk me, things that really bug me, things that really irritate me

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Do you want to build your dream castle without some random player blowing it up with TNT? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!