CreeperHeartbreakCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling lost and broken in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server for a fresh start and some much-needed fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to anyone, because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more financial stress, just mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

And forget about feeling betrayed and unappreciated. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time together. No more screaming matches in the car over parking spots – just friendly banter and laughter as you build your dream world.

So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a dishonest boyfriend and his financial woes. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Crazy Craft Kingdom

contemplating mortality, Craft, crazy, existential crisis, inner turmoil, introspection, Kingdom, life philosophy, meaning of life, philosophical pondering, Purpose of Life, questioning existence, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Self-examination, self-existence, self-identity, self-validation, Soul searching, worthiness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Are you ready to dive into a world where nothing makes sense and everything is upside down? Join us on this wild ride as we question our existence and ponder the meaning of life. Are you brave enough to face the chaos and madness that awaits you? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get weird together!

SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, Girlfriend, household dynamics, Illness, Minecraft, movies, Priorities, relationship, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, Server, sick day, SickDayCraft, television, work, work ethic

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.

Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

7th Grade, alarm clock, BroBroNoGo, bus, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, morning commute, morning routine, parental expectations, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school attendance, school commute, school responsibility, school schedule, school transportation, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, Skipperz, teenage responsibility

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Potions Brewed:	114
Star Shards Collected:	133	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).

Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, changed outlook, eye-opening moment., impactful experience, life altering event, life lessons, life-changing event, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perception shift, PerceptionShift, personal growth, personal transformation, perspective change, profound impact, Self Discovery, self reflection, shift in mindset, significant event, smp, transformative event, transformative experience

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.

And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6731	Mines Excavated:	3168
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Votes:	239	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	4909

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	198	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Towns Built:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!