CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	6324
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5261	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Items Found:	1169	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1940	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 20, 2024

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

Updated October 20, 2024

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47