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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8419 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2978 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
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