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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2279 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
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