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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5098 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Magic Items Found: | 4314 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
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