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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2141 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2662 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to spice up your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible!
Join us if you want to hear creepy things like “I’m going to mine you like a block of obsidian” whispered in your ear while you’re building your dream castle. Our players are not afraid to take things to the next level, both in the game and in the chat.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can roleplay their wildest fantasies. Want to be chased by a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you want to brag about it to your friends later.
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