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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 505 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 818 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).