so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Farms Harvested: 499
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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