Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 256098 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
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