CreeperConfessions

aita, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperConfessions, Drama, friendship, Honesty, hookup, husband, judgment, loyalty, misunderstanding, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, small town, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	145
Emeralds Found:	388	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old drama on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets and juicy gossip!

Imagine this: you and your best friend used to mine together, but then you found a diamond (or should I say, a new husband) and things got a little rocky. But fear not, because on our server, we embrace all the drama and chaos that comes with relationships in the Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden pasts, secret hookups, and scandalous affairs between players. Who knew that crafting and building could lead to such spicy situations?

So come on over to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs boring old quests and adventures when you can have a front row seat to all the Minecraft love triangles and betrayals? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Farms Harvested:	686	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	4664
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	731855
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4190
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	260
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	82	Dimension Hops:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.