CreeperCarnage-69 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Potions Brewed:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	257
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	231	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	370176
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Emeralds Found:	6421	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	1643	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7