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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1075 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 576406 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.
Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?
Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!
