Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 151 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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