Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Holy Grails Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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