so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 46 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
Zombie Dances: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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