so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Animals Bred: 182 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY