so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 New Chunks Explored: 643316
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Alien Abductions: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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