so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 8431 Animals Bred: 144

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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