so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 2055
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Dragons Tamed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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