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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3587 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.