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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8351 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6147 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.