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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 201 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.