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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1141 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 1623 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.