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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8132 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3082 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.