CreativeKing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24

New Minecraft Servers

CreativeKing is arguably one of the leading Creative-gamemode Minecraft Servers. With over 5 years of experience of moderating, managing and administrating Minecraft servers, you can be sure of receiving a fun, safe and griefer-free experience on award-winning server technology.

When it comes to having a great community to interact with, there’s nowhere better. With a simple one-minute registration system, you can be building almost instantly without the hastle of waiting for approval by a member of staff. Our playerbase is so diverse that you are almost certain to find someone with similar interests to you – whether you’re interested in football, rugby, programming or even bird watching, you’re more than likely going to find someone compatable.

One of the major features of CreativeKing that most creative servers lack these days is that we don’t have a formal plots system. By this, we mean you are able to build anywhere on the map, providing it has not already been taken. This allows for you to work on builds with friends – there’s no messing about with permissions or plot members, they can just join! In addition to this, there are no restrictions on the size of builds. Therefore, if you want to build a gigantic medieval castle, go for it!

Another issue that some servers face these days is the blight that “griefers” can bring. CreativeKing has solved this issue. With cutting-edge block-logging software, we can record every block change and undo griefs in a matter of seconds. Our bans are also aggregated with hundreds of other servers; if a player with multiple bans on other servers tries to join CreativeKing, they are automatically excluded to allow us to maintain our clean and healthy community.

“CreativeKing is a fantastic server. I’ve really enjoyed being able to build without any limits.”

“I would definitely recommend CreativeKing to a friend. The staff are the most friendly and helpful people I have ever met!”

“Some of the builds are out of this world. I have never seen such creativity on Minecraft before.”

play.creativeking.net

ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer

blended family, Cancer, Communication, compassion, coping with loss, Decision making, Divorce, Emotional support, ex wife, ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer, family dynamics, Family Support, Grieving Process, holiday plans, moral dilemma, parental responsibilities, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, terminal illness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mines Excavated:	1350	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	4021

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.

Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

BusSeatBrawlMC

#breastfeeding, AITAH, baby, bus seat, BusSeatBrawlMC, Cane, cry it out, Driving, Father, football accident, injury, Knee, Men, mom, postpartum, screaming, sexist, Sleep, tired, WOMAN, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	237
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, emergency summit, EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, nato, peace negotiations, Politics, security concerns, Strain, strained ties., summit, summit meeting, Trump-Putin call, TrumpPutin, Ukraine, world leaders

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, ChipCraft, Computer Hardware, data processing, Demand, digital transformation, electronics, global economy, innovation, integrated circuits, Manufacturing, microchips, new oil, Oil, Semiconductor chips, semiconductor industry, silicon wafers, supply chain, tech industry, Technology, Tomorrow

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Zero Carbon Fun Land

1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

The Eternal Region

Anti-Griefing, BATS, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, Enderman Grief, ETERNAL, LIMITED, Mature, Melody Hunt, membranes, permit system, Region, Resources, shulker shells, smp, survival island, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

The Eternal Region [SMP]
Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
What Makes Us Different?
A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including: No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells
A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
Apply to Join!	We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

FAQ

How do I join The Eternal Region?

To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

Allure, attraction, Bitches, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Chad, Chad voice, charisma, Charm, Confidence, deep voice, desire, influence, magnetism, Masculinity, power, seduction, sex appeal, soaking wet, swagger, vocal attractiveness, VOICE, voice modulation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7844
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	6321

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	151	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!