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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	249
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	88
Ores Mined:	7725	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6423	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Votes:	2180
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	839
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	5788	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	5184

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	9484	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4778	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	80974	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!