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Players: 100/100 Votes: 3675
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 149
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3382
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5862
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8657 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mines Excavated: 3125

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5118
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 2794
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6168
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8599
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5350
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4773
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ores Mined: 7255
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1224
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Farms Harvested: 720
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Villages Defended: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 6234
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Falling into the Void: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8568
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5873
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 283
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Emeralds Found: 1159
    Villages Defended: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7088
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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