Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Animals Bred: 107
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

    ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

    NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 New Chunks Explored: 995272
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

    IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

    Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8227 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Potions Brewed: 46
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 161 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Animals Bred: 181 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 643
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ores Mined: 1610
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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