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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7434 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 990632 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3874 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.