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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3211 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.