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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4291 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.