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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8478 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.