Crazy Crescenta: The Semi-Vanilla Roleplay Nation! Bluemap Edition!

3D map, age 13+, Biomes, Bluemap, Colonization, crazy, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, dynamic, Edition, Exploration, Features, generation, java, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Semivanilla, SETTLEMENT, smp, Towny, Version 1.21., voice chat, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Here’s some of our features:

Long lasting worlds! Our strategies allow for there to be endless new content for both old and new players alike!
Custom world generation with server-side packs!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat for in-game communication
Balancing tweaks to keep the economy stable
Various flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, GSit, armor trims, and more

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We request players to be 13 years or older due to our community Discord policy.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas and situations.
Are there any banned items?	Yes, we have a list of banned items to maintain gameplay balance.
How do I join a town or nation?	You can join a town by contacting the town leaders or using our in-game systems.
Is there a resource scarcity on the server?	We have balancing tweaks to prevent resource scarcity and keep the economy stable.

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	7887
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	424

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	254
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4651	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	322
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	6479	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2534
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	575192
Alien Abductions:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Farms Harvested:	413	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	282
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Star Shards Collected:	195
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mines Excavated:	2487
Dragon Eggs Found:	1119	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Towns Built:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3083	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).